It wasn't too long ago the World was in danger.
I decided to leave and become a ninja warrior.
I was trained in the arts by the ancient Master Nakazawa.
He said "you gotta be tough; this could be your finest hour"

I don't need no money.
I don't need no poison.
Take me back honey.
... back to New Orleans.

The first wave of attack came in the form of ninja rats.
We fought them off at the gates with stones and baseball bats.
The Evil Worrell spoke; he said "do you know who I am?"
I looked him in the eye and said "I don't give a damn".

I don't need no money.
I don't need no poison.
Take me back honey.
... back to New Orleans.

The second wave it came in the form of flying monkeys.
They had James Brown records and they were very funky
I swooped low with a sword and I chopped off their wings
I looked them in the eye and said "jump back! I wanna kiss myself"

I don't need no money.
I don't need no poison.
Take me back honey.
... back to New Orleans.

When the war was over I asked "can we do it again?"
Master Nakazawa said "patience James-san"
The Evil Worrell turned his back but said "I will return"
"I shall command a great army and the World will burn!"

I don't need no money.
I don't need no poison.
Take me back honey.
... back to New Orleans.